What the Dick #2

February 13, 2006

I was this bored by my religion journals that I decided to manhandle the English language in quite an ugly way. This was heavily influenced by all the poetry I’ve seen being thrown around lately. I have done my part in angering real masters of poetry! The results are displayed below. Guess the proper subject and give it a suitable title please. (and no guys, I’m not playing the emo violin)

About a Coop Student

Rarring to go
I aim to please
Please don’t reject me
I’m on my knees
My hopes in your palm
Don’t be so cruel
Be my soul’s balm
Relief from a world: cold, unforgiving, harsh, meritocratic
Take me into your arms and accept me
forevermore

edit – Jeff you honestly scare me now

5 Responses to “What the Dick #2”

  1. Jeff Pak Says:

    I’m sorry, did I toss too much poetry?

  2. [bawls)(a] Says:

    “Filed under: What the Dick — kwkwok @ 1:06 am”

    heh.

  3. jt Says:

    poetry excites jeffrey

  4. Jeff Pak Says:

    “Honey, your boner!”

  5. Derek Says:

    huh. you scare me… you’re my future house mate… you looked different in a suit… my name is derek… my head hurts right now


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