What the Dick #2
February 13, 2006
I was this bored by my religion journals that I decided to manhandle the English language in quite an ugly way. This was heavily influenced by all the poetry I’ve seen being thrown around lately. I have done my part in angering real masters of poetry! The results are displayed below. Guess the proper subject and give it a suitable title please. (and no guys, I’m not playing the emo violin)
About a Coop Student
Rarring to go
I aim to please
Please don’t reject me
I’m on my knees
My hopes in your palm
Don’t be so cruel
Be my soul’s balm
Relief from a world: cold, unforgiving, harsh, meritocratic
Take me into your arms and accept me
forevermore
edit – Jeff you honestly scare me now
February 13, 2006 at 1:10 am
I’m sorry, did I toss too much poetry?
February 13, 2006 at 7:24 pm
“Filed under: What the Dick — kwkwok @ 1:06 am”
heh.
February 13, 2006 at 11:32 pm
poetry excites jeffrey
February 16, 2006 at 1:06 am
“Honey, your boner!”
February 17, 2006 at 1:33 am
huh. you scare me… you’re my future house mate… you looked different in a suit… my name is derek… my head hurts right now