Elisha is awesome
November 5, 2007
Who says the Bible isn’t funny?
Elisha left Jericho and went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, a group of boys from the town began mocking and making fun of him. “Go away, you baldhead!” they chanted. “Go away, you baldhead!” Elisha turned around and looked at them, and he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of them.
2:23-24 2 Kings
November 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm
HAHHA i just read that passage a few weeks ago… we contemplated doing it as part of an after school kids program at the salvation army church…….very briefly (and not at all seriously,) hahah.
i like it when you update!
November 8, 2007 at 12:26 am
the satire is overwhelming.